SHOP IS LIVE!: Adrafinil Debacles, Tetsuo Reformed, New Samples, Nearly Natural and the firing up of the beast

Wednesday, June 5, 2013 0 comments
Good morrow and welcome to [animalpharm] kids!

Lend me your eyes!
[your damp, glistening eyes]








Lots of stuff going on this week, hence the late edition of my 'Sunday' post, coming at you, right now.

                                    adrafinil and ebay
Ok, theres been a lot of messages so allow me to explain.

Ebay has, as of june 1st, effectively banned the sale of Adrafinil on the site for the foreseeable future.  The message stated it was a Government removal request, in the form of an FDA blanket takedown notice.

My assumption is that the adrafinil=modafinil in-vivo loophole was simply addressed, as the compound is gaining in popularity all the time.  I dont think itll be outlawed, nor do i think itll become a prescription drug, itll just sit in a purgatory forever becuase there no real reason for it to be anywhere else, which is fine with me.

Yeah, so Tetsuo and the original sample packs arent available on ebay anymore.

Which leads me to this:






OUR SITESHOP HAS LAUNCHED, HURRAY!

Launch stock is Adrafinil, Tetsuo(reformed!), Regen, Kusanagi and Sample packs!

Coming in a week or two(i gotta upgrade the store plan):
Nearly Natural, New Sample packs, the full line of Reboots and more <3










TETSUO HAS LANDED

Tetsuos been laying low in an underground facility recuperating and learning to harness his power;  everchanging,  growing;  evolving.

The main difference in this reformulation is the complete absence of Phenibut, which was originally included for the sole purpose of offsetting a wastefully high noopept dose's stimmy side effects.

We dropped the noopept dose to 20mg(an average full dose), reinforced it with Vinpocetine, and ALCAR, which itself has a synergistic relationship with choline, which, along with Adrafinil and NALT, has remained at exactly the same doses as before.
On top of that, 3 extracts have been added to better represent Tetsuo's biological side.

Schizandra battles fatigue and protects cells from a laundry list of damages(toxins/radiation/carcinogens), while Lion's Mane fires up nerve growth factor production; both are adaptogenic, they allow the cells of the body to deal with stress by normalizing cortisol levels, stimulating mitochondria, protecting the liver/adrenal system, and a host of other wonderful things.

Polyrhachis is better known as Chinese Black Mountain Ant, which is staggeringly rich in amino acids, vitamins, trace elements and even ecdysterone(insect growth hormone), which has a strong protein anabolic effect.  It contains ATP(a coenzyme directly involved with cellular energy transfer) and SOD(a group of powerful antioxidants); and is known as a 'superfood'.

I really fancy the smell too.
<3 
Absorbing thousands of creatures' energy all at once to evolve?

Sounds right up Tetsuos alley.
Better hang on to your motorbikes.
 [now available at the shop!]




Adrafinil...........................................(100mg)
ALCAR............................................(150mg)
Choline.............................................(250mg)
NALT................................................(250mg)
Noopept..............................................(20mg)
Vinpocetine.........................................(10mg)
Schizandra Chinensis 20:1 extract......(50mg)
Lion's Mane 20:1 extract.....................(50mg)
Polyrhachis 20:1 extract......................(70mg)












Nearly Natural
For a while now ive been working on a blend that could best represent a more natural side of nootropics, and im pleased to announce the beautiful NEARLY NATURAL!

Its a rich adaptogen blend containing 99% all-natural 20:1 herbal extracts
(20 lbs. of raw herb is used to make 1 lb. of extract)
The remaining 1% is a full dose of Vinpocetine, a powerful cerebral-vasculating ester synthesized from periwinkle plant extract.

Heres a rundown of the stunning myriad of effects these adaptogens contain:

                       Ashwagandha- Immune System Boosting/Neural Growth/Liver Protection
                       Bacopa- Anti-Anxiety/Memory Enhancing/Focus Boosting
                       Schizandra- Anti-Radiation/Anti-Fatigue/Liver Protection
                       Rhodiola- Anti-Oxidant/Anti-Anxiety/Anti-Fatigue/Neural Protection
                       Lion's Mane- Neural Growth/Anti-Anxiety/Nerve Regeneration
                       Milk Thistle- Liver+Adrenal Protection/Anti-Carcinogen/Anti-Radiation



Between these extracts are literally hundreds of active compounds working together in unison through many similar-yet-different channels to relieve cell/organ stress, boost and balance the various systems of the body, trigger NGF growth, lower cortisol levels, and act as potent antioxidants, all at once.

 The added brainblood circulation induced by Vinpocetine increases compounds ability, within the bloodstream, to more easily navigate the microvessels of the brain, eyes, and the rest of the nervous system, allowing the extracts' active constituents to reach farther into the system as a whole, saturating farther into nerve endpoints that rarely get the love they deserve.



Schizandra Chinensis 20:1.......(100mg)
Lion's Mane 20:1.....................(100mg)
Rhodiola Rosea 20:1................(100mg)
Ashwagandha 20:1..................(100mg)
Bacopa Monnieri(50%)...........(200mg)
Milk Thistle(80%)...................(200mg)
Vinpocetine................................(10mg)

100mg of 20:1 extracts equal 2g of raw herb, giving Nearly Natural over 8 grams worth of active compounds, PER CAP.





New Sample Packs!

The sudden ebay/adra fiasco was actually perfect timing in terms of introducing Nearly Natural; we needed a blend to replace Tetsuo in the sample packs and literally had just gotten all the ingredients for NN the day before, so there you are, the universe works itself out again <3

[check it out]

[The first person that can tell me what Nearly Natural's characters are from gets a free sample pack]
muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa




Thats it for now you wonderful creatures, until next time;
keep your wetware wet and your firmware firm
-t
:D<3

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